A woman enters a bar and asks for a bit of conversation, but what she gets in return is a bunch of bad pickup lines sung to her by a cowboy and the bartender singing the cowboy's virtues.
Veni Vidi Vici
Nativity 3: Dude, Where's My Donkey?!
Take a Number
His Honor the Mayor
We Were Born Today, When the Sky Was Heavy with Iron and Poison
I'm Staying
This Closeness