"FOOTBALL WAS NEVER LIKE THIS!...but then, the Ritzes never played football before!"
When a wealthy Indian student endows the college so they can keep the football coach rumor has it the Indian has played professionally and can't be on the team.
The 6th Man
Bickford Shmeckler's Cool Ideas
The Pigs vs. The Freaks
Sorority House Massacre
Girl Crazy
Freshman Orientation
Hometown Legend